I'm Dusty. I'm not good at this website. I'm too old for it.

 

diamoncls:

lone buttplug in parking lot aesthetic

pretty sure that’s an ear syringe 

diamoncls:

lone buttplug in parking lot aesthetic

pretty sure that’s an ear syringe 

xsista:


I was helping my little brother
Where the fuck does jack come from

The most accurate representation of math I’ve seen yet.

All I could focus on was the page number being the answer and I missed the entire point.

xsista:

I was helping my little brother

Where the fuck does jack come from

The most accurate representation of math I’ve seen yet.

All I could focus on was the page number being the answer and I missed the entire point.

(Source: spoopypoops)

thewalruswasdave:

Youtube comments won’t load on google chrome. Help?

Been having the same problem for weeks now.  And of course any search result is from 2013. GOOGLE, YOU OWN BOTH THINGS, MAKE IT WORK

agentwoshington:

agentwoshington:

ok but there was a bus filled with potatoes driving around my town today

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Marge Simpson…  what did you do

lesbolution:

reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS

(Source: lesbolution)

oswinoswut:

if you dont still say “wed-ness-day” in your head when you spell wednesday then ur a fucking liar

too bad people don’t sound out “your”

(Source: ewstarlord)

bombing:

one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

doodlesbytara:

hey babe *wraps you up in a blanket* i know today might have been hard for you *ruffles your hair* but you made it through the day *boops your nose* you’re doing such a good job *kisses your forehead* and i am so proud of you

i actually read this whole post waiting for the funny part & its really just hell. Just plain old hell

imagine it’s a man talking to a cat

Malcolm Reynolds gives some good life advice

lol then she tried to kill him

(Source: marvelokilous)

Every time I see a post reblogged with Kristen Wiig I frown because that person probably has never seen her in The Joe Schmo Show